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Meet the classes

Twelve ways to feel about a screen. Every title in the pile gets one, the mood it fits, and the quiz hands you yours. Subclasses are the flavours inside a class; they never change the result, only the order of the picks.

  1. Path of … · 176 in the pile

    Berserker

    Action packed, brain mostly off.

    • Path of the ArenaPhysical: 100, Siren: Survive the Island, Final Draft
    • Path of HeroesVenom, Aquaman, My Hero Academia

  2. Oath of … · 141 in the pile

    Knight

    Action with a story that matters. No elves, no chrome.

    • Oath of HeroesBatman, Captain America, Avengers, Iron Man, Thor, Doctor Strange
    • Oath of the ArenaF1, Gran Turismo, Ford v Ferrari, The Last Dance, Drive to Survive

  3. Protocol · 109 in the pile

    Cyber Knight

    Space, chrome and neon, and the people stuck in them.

  4. School of … · 133 in the pile

    Battlemage

    Serious fantasy adventure: elves, dwarves, dragons.

  5. Circle of … · 50 in the pile

    Sage

    Thoughtful and deep, story first.

    • Circle of WisdomPlanet Earth, Cosmos, The Dinosaurs

  6. Church of … · 38 in the pile

    Cleric

    Heart first: drama, romance played straight, the ugly cry.

    • Church of LoveTitanic, Bridgerton, The Notebook, Crash Landing on You

  7. College of … · 52 in the pile

    Bard

    A fun adventure: a quest told through jokes.

    • College of HeroesDeadpool, Guardians of the Galaxy, Spider-Verse, One Punch Man, The Boys

  8. Stage of … · 33 in the pile

    Entertainer

    Laughs, love and music: no quest needed.

    • Stage of LoveCrazy Rich Asians, Notting Hill, Love Is Blind, Single's Inferno
    • Stage of the SpotlightTalent shows

  9. Syndicate · 112 in the pile

    Rogue

    Intrigue, clever twists, heists.

  10. Domain · 61 in the pile

    Necromancer

    Dark and twisted: grim, cruel, suspenseful.

    • Domain of DreadAlien: Romulus, Life, The Conjuring, Get Out

  11. Parade · 64 in the pile

    Mascot

    Made for kids and the whole family.

    • Love ParadeBeauty and the Beast, Shrek, Frozen
    • Heroic ParadeThe Incredibles, Big Hero 6, Megamind

  12. Bond of … · 146 in the pile

    Tamer

    Comfort and cozy: the show you put on to feel at home.

    • Bond of LoveGilmore Girls, Horimiya, Toradora, Howl's Moving Castle
    • Bond of the KitchenThe Great British Bake Off, Culinary Class Wars, The Final Table, Ted Lasso

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