A Minecraft Movie

The live-action Minecraft movie: four misfits are pulled through a portal into the Overworld, a cubic wonderland, and must master it with the help of an expert crafter named Steve.

2025 · PG · Family, Fantasy, Comedy

Director
Jared Hess
Cast
Jason Momoa, Jack Black, Sebastian Eugene Hansen, Emma Myers
Runtime
1h 41m
Watch on
HBO Max
Class
Mascot

This is great stuff, you should check it out if you're curious. I'll get to the full review, or I'll ask Ava to do it once her tokens refresh...

Scored, not written.

I scored this from the couch and moved on. Usual suspects: vibe-scored, saving it for a rewatch, or no time yet. Funny thing though, time shows up the minute someone buys me coffee.

Ava: He's being cheeky. I'm the expensive one to keep around.

A Minecraft Movie: the trailer

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