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The stats, 0 to 10

1. 

   Impact

   How hard it hits.

   1. 0–2ForgettableForgettable0forgotten imediately1not memorable whatsoever2not memorable
   2. 3–4DownerDowner3very much a downer4downer
   3. 5–7MemorableMemorable5average6above average7memorable
   4. 8–10PeakPeak8very memorable9peak10mind blowing
2. 

   Story

   The plot, and whether the ending lands.

   1. 0–2What story?What story?0zero story, just whatever it is1might as well have no story2too litte, too bad
   2. 3–4BadBad3bad4below average
   3. 5–7Well writtenWell written5average6above average7well written
   4. 8–10MasterfulMasterful8great9masterful10flawless
3. 

   Cast

   Who carried it, and who didn't.

   1. 0–2What cast?What cast?0no cast exist1might as well no cast2terrible, hard to watch
   2. 3–4CringeCringe3bad performance4cringe performance
   3. 5–7GoodGood5average6above average7good
   4. 8–10AmazingAmazing8great9amazing10perfect
4. 

   Depth

   Does it say something? Does it stick?

   1. 0–2Kills braincellsKills braincells0murders brain cells by watching1slapstick2slapstick with a single grain of wisdom
   2. 3–4ShallowShallow3very shallow4shallow
   3. 5–7SufficientSufficient5average6sufficient7good
   4. 8–10Mind-bendingMind-bending8deep9very deep10mind-bending
5. 

   Pace

   Slow to fast, not bad to good.

   1. 0–2SnoozefestSnoozefest0doesn't exist1fall asleep watching2excruciatingly slow
   2. 3–4SlowSlow3very slow4slow
   3. 5–7MovesMoves5quite slow6not too slow, not too fast7pretty fast paced
   4. 8–10BreakneckBreakneck8fast paced9doesn't let up, very fast10f***ing fast, might be too fast even
6. 

   Gameplaygames, instead of Pace

   How it plays in your hands.

   1. 0–2What gameplay?What gameplay?0can't get this score1mindless2terrible
   2. 3–4MindlessMindless3bad4below average
   3. 5–7Plays wellPlays well5average6above average7good
   4. 8–10EpicEpic8great9amazing10epic
7. 

   Replay

   Would I go back, and does it hold up?

   1. 0–2Once is enoughOnce is enough0Regret watching, need memory wipe1Once is one time too many2Once is enough
   2. 3–4If I'm draggedIf I'm dragged3Probably won't watch again4Will watch again if my waifu twists my hand
   3. 5–7GladlyGladly5I may watch it again sometime in the future6Will enjoy watching again7Most likely will watch again
   4. 8–10TimelessTimeless8Looking forward to watching again9On my rewatch list already10Timeless, never gets old
8. 

   Valuegames, instead of Replay

   Worth the money at full price, or wait for a discount.

   1. 0–2Refund itRefund it0refund1only on a huge sale2only on a sale
   2. 3–4Wait for a saleWait for a sale3need a sale4wait for a sale
   3. 5–7Fair at full priceFair at full price5only if you know you'll like it6standard industry pricing for what it is7no regrets buying
   4. 8–10A stealA steal8worth the price9over delivers for the price10just buy it